I hope you guys don't mind, I have a few great jokes to share. Here's one:
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the
deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man
does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow,
however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and
that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check
and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue
suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To
her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .
She says to the mortician,
'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very
grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician
presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she
says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost
nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought
in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit
instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked
nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT
COMIN!!!)
